aww edwin im going through our old skype conversations you’re so cute
i’m about to give you all a very important life tip. when you go to a japanese restaurant, get a bowl of white rice with whatever you order, then ask for a side of spicy mayo. pour the spicy mayo on the rice and mix it up as you eat the rice.
i’m writing this down so i can keep you, my jewish wife, happy when we get married :]]
Me: matzah's like a giant cracker its p good with butter
Edwin: Yea we can eat food and maybe u........zuck ma dick ;D
Edwin: I need your help D: Im going a crossword puzzle and i need a five letter word thats a synonym for "total babe"
Carol: Gucci
edwin tell them about my perfect fingers and my perfect roll
Uh yeah joanna is literally perfect I’m gonna marry her.
I was gonna say something about maxduckingbemis but I’m toning down hitting on people (:
edwin…a changed man? tune in next time at edwinhittingonpeople.tumblr.com (could this be the end?)
